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At least 50% of the industry is full of sh*t...

We're just owning it.

At least 50% of the industry is full of sh*t...

We're just owning it.

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"Half the people in the US love solar. And half the people hate it. And you know what? They're both right."

A Statement of Truth

Q: What's the one thing people want more than anything else when it comes to solar ? A: To stop friggin' calling me ... & knocking on my damn door !!

By Actual Survey

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Especially in this crazy economy.

However, the devil is in the details, and a bad install can really suck.

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We're not gonna oversell it.

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