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"At least 50% of the industry is full of sh*t...

We're just owning it."

"At least 50% of the industry is full of sh*t...

We're just owning it."

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"Half the people in the US love solar. And half the people hate it. And you know what? They're both right."

A Statement of Truth

Q: What's the one thing people want more than anything else when it comes to solar ? A: To stop friggin' calling me ... & knocking on my damn door !!

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Alright… here’s what we didn’t lead with.

We do solar
We just go about it how we’d want to hear it

Solar can work out fine when it’s done right
But the devil’s always in them details

If you wanna look at it, give us a shout
We’re not gonna oversell it
And we won’t hump your leg like them other solar guys

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